Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Character Obituary

Name: Steven Henrick (a.k.a Steve)
Date/Place of Birth: October 15th 1985 Las Angeles, CA
Date of Death: July 10th 2010
Cause of Death: Food Poisoning.
Personal Occupation: Amateur Cartoonist

Steven Henrick was a man of slow mind but kind heart. Working as an independent cartoonist after falling out of high school at the age of 17, Steve had gained critical acclaim on the Internet as “that dude who makes cartoons”. Critics often noted Steven as a strange but true visionary with several of his projects, though he never made it to the big screen. Steve met his untimely end from an unfortunate incident involving a poisoned breakfast food given to him by a strange man dressed as a ninja. His killer was never apprehended. He is survived by his parents, who very seldom contacted Steve, given his faith towards the Church of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster). Several members of the church, including Steve’s roommate, Jonathan Richards, claimed Steven to be “devoted member of the church and a strong believer in the faith of the ‘noodley ‘one”.
Steve’s funeral will be held on October 20th at the Church of the FSM, at 2:30 in the afternoon. All members of the church will be attending, as well as several old friends. All are welcome to attend to say their goodbyes to Steve.

2 comments:

  1. Haha wouldn't you be questioning why a Ninja is serving you breakfast in the first place?

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  2. That's the point. Steve is a confused idiot.

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