Genre: Comedy


Charles Morgan:
N190 Spring 2010
Target Audience Attitudes


Gender: Male

Age: 15-30

Interests: women, youtube, deviantart, video games, funny videos

Habits: Overeating, Sleeping in, Internet searching, JPEG stealing

Other things they like to watch or read: horror movies, action movies, anime, manga, pornography, hentai, (generally a lot of dirty things when exposed to the internet.) etc.


What they do in their spare time: Watch videos on Internet, play games, hang with friends, blog, etc.


Things they buy: Video Games, Toys, Computers, Fast Food, Comics, etc.

Where they live: With their parents, College dorms, Apartments

Income level: 0 – 50,000/ year

Maximum education level: Bachelor degree

Anything else that is relevant: might be in the new media field, generally not exposed to clever comedy that requires a large sense of thought, (i.e. silly tennagers, immature adults)












The scene opens with a man, named Steve, entering a fast food restaurant (most likely a McDonald’s) hoping to have some breakfast. The problem is that it is already 2:00 in the afternoon and the restaurant stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.
The temptation of asking for a delicious breakfast becomes overwhelming as Steve sees pictures of pancakes, French toast sticks, and egg cheese muffins, all only 99 cents. But there are also several large signs that say breakfast is over at 10:30, and warn NOT to order after that time. But Steve can no longer control the need to have some breakfast.
“Could I please have a egg biscuit without the cheese?” he asks the lady at the register.
The entire restaurant becomes dead silent. People literally stop eating mid-bite and stare at the man. Steve in turn seems confused. The cashier slowly presses a button underneath the counter.
A trap door quickly opens on the floor behind the man. After a few seconds of silence, a ninja jumps from the secret room under the door.
“I am the breakfast ninja!” yells the ninja.
“Ooooookaaay then” Steve replies
“Are you the guy that ordered breakfast at 2 pm?” the ninja asks.
“Yeah”, replies Steve.
The ninja begins to draw the sword on his back. The man proceeds to run from the restaurant, screaming like a tiny child. He quickly ducks into a nearby KFC with ninja quickly in pursuit. The ninja enters the restaurant. The room has dimmed lights. No one is in the room, no customers or employees on duty. Steve sits in the corner of the room. He raises his hands and says, “I just wanted breakfast man.”
As the ninja approaches him, the lights suddenly flicker on. A group of samurai chickens jump from behind the counter and attack the ninja. He quickly overpowers the chickens in a quick and action packed fight. After they all lay defeated, a man enters the room. The ninja sees him and realizes that he is Colonel Sanders, holding a samurai sword. The two at first stare each other down in stereotypical action movie style. They both lunge at each other, and cross swords in an epic one on one fight. The colonel eventually overpowers the ninja. Just when it seems that he is defeated, the ninja grabs a giant delicious crispy chicken leg from the counter and smacks the colonel with it, knocking him across the room.
“NOOOO!” the colonel screams. “Defeated by my own delicious crispy taste sensation. Now available in new party buckets!” after which he dies in a cliché manner.
The ninja approaches Steve finally. He looks him in the eyes, and hands him an egg biscuit.
“No cheese, right?” he asks.
“Um, yeah” Steve replies. “I thought I couldn’t order this”
“Sorry it took so long, we have to do this for every breakfast after 10:30” the ninja explains.
The ninja then exits the restaurant.