Tuesday, February 23, 2010

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my attitudes Jpeg

here it represents confusion, which is an emotion frequented by the character and a large element to the story's feel. this also shows the scene from Steve, the protagonists, point of view. Confused, yet funny.
Genre: Comedy


Charles Morgan:
N190 Spring 2010
Target Audience Attitudes


Gender: Male

Age: 15-30

Interests: women, youtube, deviantart, video games, funny videos

Habits: Overeating, Sleeping in, Internet searching, JPEG stealing

Other things they like to watch or read: horror movies, action movies, anime, manga, pornography, hentai, (generally a lot of dirty things when exposed to the internet.) etc.


What they do in their spare time: Watch videos on Internet, play games, hang with friends, blog, etc.


Things they buy: Video Games, Toys, Computers, Fast Food, Comics, etc.

Where they live: With their parents, College dorms, Apartments

Income level: 0 – 50,000/ year

Maximum education level: Bachelor degree

Anything else that is relevant: might be in the new media field, generally not exposed to clever comedy that requires a large sense of thought, (i.e. silly tennagers, immature adults)












The scene opens with a man, named Steve, entering a fast food restaurant (most likely a McDonald’s) hoping to have some breakfast. The problem is that it is already 2:00 in the afternoon and the restaurant stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.
The temptation of asking for a delicious breakfast becomes overwhelming as Steve sees pictures of pancakes, French toast sticks, and egg cheese muffins, all only 99 cents. But there are also several large signs that say breakfast is over at 10:30, and warn NOT to order after that time. But Steve can no longer control the need to have some breakfast.
“Could I please have a egg biscuit without the cheese?” he asks the lady at the register.
The entire restaurant becomes dead silent. People literally stop eating mid-bite and stare at the man. Steve in turn seems confused. The cashier slowly presses a button underneath the counter.
A trap door quickly opens on the floor behind the man. After a few seconds of silence, a ninja jumps from the secret room under the door.
“I am the breakfast ninja!” yells the ninja.
“Ooooookaaay then” Steve replies
“Are you the guy that ordered breakfast at 2 pm?” the ninja asks.
“Yeah”, replies Steve.
The ninja begins to draw the sword on his back. The man proceeds to run from the restaurant, screaming like a tiny child. He quickly ducks into a nearby KFC with ninja quickly in pursuit. The ninja enters the restaurant. The room has dimmed lights. No one is in the room, no customers or employees on duty. Steve sits in the corner of the room. He raises his hands and says, “I just wanted breakfast man.”
As the ninja approaches him, the lights suddenly flicker on. A group of samurai chickens jump from behind the counter and attack the ninja. He quickly overpowers the chickens in a quick and action packed fight. After they all lay defeated, a man enters the room. The ninja sees him and realizes that he is Colonel Sanders, holding a samurai sword. The two at first stare each other down in stereotypical action movie style. They both lunge at each other, and cross swords in an epic one on one fight. The colonel eventually overpowers the ninja. Just when it seems that he is defeated, the ninja grabs a giant delicious crispy chicken leg from the counter and smacks the colonel with it, knocking him across the room.
“NOOOO!” the colonel screams. “Defeated by my own delicious crispy taste sensation. Now available in new party buckets!” after which he dies in a cliché manner.
The ninja approaches Steve finally. He looks him in the eyes, and hands him an egg biscuit.
“No cheese, right?” he asks.
“Um, yeah” Steve replies. “I thought I couldn’t order this”
“Sorry it took so long, we have to do this for every breakfast after 10:30” the ninja explains.
The ninja then exits the restaurant.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Character Obituary

Name: Steven Henrick (a.k.a Steve)
Date/Place of Birth: October 15th 1985 Las Angeles, CA
Date of Death: July 10th 2010
Cause of Death: Food Poisoning.
Personal Occupation: Amateur Cartoonist

Steven Henrick was a man of slow mind but kind heart. Working as an independent cartoonist after falling out of high school at the age of 17, Steve had gained critical acclaim on the Internet as “that dude who makes cartoons”. Critics often noted Steven as a strange but true visionary with several of his projects, though he never made it to the big screen. Steve met his untimely end from an unfortunate incident involving a poisoned breakfast food given to him by a strange man dressed as a ninja. His killer was never apprehended. He is survived by his parents, who very seldom contacted Steve, given his faith towards the Church of the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster). Several members of the church, including Steve’s roommate, Jonathan Richards, claimed Steven to be “devoted member of the church and a strong believer in the faith of the ‘noodley ‘one”.
Steve’s funeral will be held on October 20th at the Church of the FSM, at 2:30 in the afternoon. All members of the church will be attending, as well as several old friends. All are welcome to attend to say their goodbyes to Steve.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

My Animatic Story

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The scene opens with a man, named Steve, entering a fast food restaurant (most likely a McDonald’s) hoping to have some breakfast. The problem is that it is already 2:00 in the afternoon and the restaurant stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.

The temptation of asking for a delicious breakfast becomes overwhelming as Steve sees pictures of pancakes, French toast sticks, and egg cheese muffins, all only 99 cents. But there are also several large signs that say breakfast is over at 10:30, and warn NOT to order after that time. But Steve can no longer control the need to have some breakfast.

“Could I please have a egg biscuit without the cheese?” he asks the lady at the register.

The entire restaurant becomes dead silent. People literally stop eating mid-bite and stare at the man. Steve in turn seems confused. The cashier slowly presses a button underneath the counter.

A trap door quickly opens on the floor behind the man. After a few seconds of silence, a ninja jumps from the secret room under the door.

“I am the breakfast ninja!” yells the ninja.

“Ooooookaaay then” Steve replies

“Are you the guy that ordered breakfast at 2 pm?” the ninja asks.

“Yeah”, replies Steve.

The ninja begins to draw the sword on his back. The man proceeds to run from the restaurant, screaming like a tiny child. He quickly ducks into a nearby KFC with ninja quickly in pursuit. The ninja enters the restaurant. The room has dimmed lights. No one is in the room, no customers or employees on duty. Steve sits in the corner of the room. He raises his hands and says, “I just wanted breakfast man.”

As the ninja approaches him, the lights suddenly flicker on. A group of samurai chickens jump from behind the counter and attack the ninja. He quickly overpowers the chickens in a quick and action packed fight. After they all lay defeated, a man enters the room. The ninja sees him and realizes that he is Colonel Sanders, holding a samurai sword. The two at first stare each other down in stereotypical action movie style. They both lunge at each other, and cross swords in an epic one on one fight. The colonel eventually overpowers the ninja. Just when it seems that he is defeated, the ninja grabs a giant delicious crispy chicken leg from the counter and smacks the colonel with it, knocking him across the room.

“NOOOO!” the colonel screams. “Defeated by my own delicious crispy taste sensation. Now available in new party buckets!” after which he dies in a cliché manner.

The ninja approaches Steve finally. He looks him in the eyes, and hands him an egg biscuit.

“No cheese, right?” he asks.

“Um, yeah” Steve replies. “I thought I couldn’t order this”

“Sorry it took so long, we have to do this for every breakfast after 10:30” the ninja explains.

The ninja then exits the restaurant.